I like to think of Vampires as the douche bags of the monster world. As far as I'm concerned there's no real diffrence between Nosferatu and Pauly D i.e: Cheesy clothes, greasy hair, night time obsession, and you'll never see either one in fleece. It's also amazing to me to see how many women could love something that can suck their life essence out of them, just by being in its presence, and equally still how any woman love Vampires. So ladies I've decided to make a chart comparing the lords of the underworld with the lords of the duck mouth, in a little thing I like to call: Vampires Vs. Douche Bags...