Polishing the silverware, and forehead, with the same rag. Look out De Niro, this is MY Deer Hunter.

CobraCommander: @Silverface_Destro that was yours? My bad.

Five thousand people on the Terror dome, @CobraCommander still manages to eat all the pizza pockets from my fridge.

Taking a piss beside my #CobraHiss. All I need is some auto tune and this is totally a @TPain hit.

People would talk often about @Majorblood and until I met him I thought he was blacksplotation movie staring Rudy Ray Moore.

I sound black. I’m Scottish, and my head is covered in silver. I’m more diverse then a food court in the Mall of America.
 
Took Baroness to the movie friends with benefits. She still hasn’t gotten the hint.

@CobraCommander has us all on a tight budget. I just saw them recycle a #B.A.T into an easy flow toilet.

F.Y.I: the idea for the terror dome came from a pillow fort @Tomax and I built during our weekly Friday night slumber party #tickles&terror

Don’t get me wrong I still love being a part of @Cobra, but we never dish anymore. What happened to us guys?

@Serpentor there’s a sale @OldNavy, and your project runway episode was months ago… Maybe it’s time to give the giant snake collar a rest?

Ok who ate the Kidney jerk pie I saved in the fridge?!!!

CobraCommander: @Sliverface_Destro You need to start marking your food, Bro.

A silver head means no one will see me cry. My Rotten tomatoes profile can’t capture the way I truly feel about the movie #Bringiton3D

Staring at the empty tray which was my Kindey Jerk pie can't help but think of your theme music  @CobraCommander http://youtu.be/_UdXbMyo1rU

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