Polishing the silverware, and forehead, with the same rag. Look out De Niro, this is MY Deer Hunter.
CobraCommander: @Silverface_Destro that was yours? My bad.
Five thousand people on the Terror dome, @CobraCommander still manages to eat all the pizza pockets from my fridge.
Taking a piss beside my #CobraHiss. All I need is some auto tune and this is totally a @TPain hit.
People would talk often about @Majorblood and until I met him I thought he was blacksplotation movie staring Rudy Ray Moore.
I sound black. I’m Scottish, and my head is covered in silver. I’m more diverse then a food court in the Mall of America.
Took Baroness to the movie friends with benefits. She still hasn’t gotten the hint.
@CobraCommander has us all on a tight budget. I just saw them recycle a #B.A.T into an easy flow toilet.
F.Y.I: the idea for the terror dome came from a pillow fort @Tomax and I built during our weekly Friday night slumber party #tickles&terror
Don’t get me wrong I still love being a part of @Cobra, but we never dish anymore. What happened to us guys?
@Serpentor there’s a sale @OldNavy, and your project runway episode was months ago… Maybe it’s time to give the giant snake collar a rest?
Ok who ate the Kidney jerk pie I saved in the fridge?!!!
CobraCommander: @Sliverface_Destro You need to start marking your food, Bro.
A silver head means no one will see me cry. My Rotten tomatoes profile can’t capture the way I truly feel about the movie #Bringiton3D
Staring at the empty tray which was my Kindey Jerk pie can't help but think of your theme music @CobraCommander http://youtu.be/_UdXbMyo1rU
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