Ok I promise this will be that last of the TV posts (not likely) but seriously it is. I've been working on a few TV ideas in my spare time, and I wanted to share them all with you. Here are some pitches I think could change the television landscape forever. 

Eggos on the Side

60 Minute Drama, Network NBC/CBS/ABC

An alcoholic robot couple live out their everyday humdrum lives, while trying to cope with a troubled teen who’s desperately navigating through his most formidable years as an unpopular high school toaster. (The son will be played by a toaster.)

Gay Force 3001

60 Minute Action, Network Spike TV

The year is 3001 and the United States government has charged a group of extremely flamboyantly homosexual mercenaries to hunt down and destroy closeted Republican senators who try to pass anti gay legislature. Their weapon of choice? Using soul crushing gossip and deadly air finger snaps. 

Old People Rapping

Clip show, Network MTV 

Who doesn’t like old people rapping? You find that person and report them to the proper authorities, 'cause clearly they are stupid!

Is It Money or Is It Dog Shit?

60 Minute Game show, Network FOX or CBS

Another one of my successful game shows. Families compete for prizes by sticking their hands in shoe boxes and finding out if it’s money or dog shit. Theres also math involved I just haven’t figured that part out yet. 

My Cousin Caligula

22 minute sitcom, network NBC, CBS, ABC

Henry has a cousin, and his name is Caligula, the Roman emperor. When Caligula comes to town Henry insists his cousin stays with him for the remainder of his trip. Little does Henry know about the wackiness in store for him when Caligula’s horse stops by for a visit. 

Vajazzled Time Station

22 minute kid show, Network PBS

All aboard this delightful kids' show, which takes place in a magical world where trains can talk and vaginas get bedazzled. 

Bear Punching

Movie of the week, Network OWN

That’s it. That’s the show. 

Discovery networks Science Vs. Religion

60 minute Docu-drama, Network Discovery

Imagine for a moment that Evolution was kickboxer, and Grand Design was a Jujitsu master, and we made them fight to the death to find out which theory is valid. Well, that’s what Science Vs. Religion is all about. Finally we’ll get the answers man has been craving for since the beginning of time…complete with rakes to the eyes, hair pulling and chair shots. 

Extreme Home Makeover; Dictator Edition

60 Minute reality show, Network ABC family

Ty Pennington and his hilarious band of selfless home builders go to popular dictators' homes and renovate them. For example, Burma’s General Than Shwe might want a solarium to get away from his noisy child army, or Zimbabwe’s Robert Mugabe would absolutely love an adjoining entertainment room/prison so he can watch Shrek with whichever individual he’s locked up that week for having the gall to oppose him in the Zimbabwe national elections.