Ok I promise this will be that last of the TV posts (not likely) but seriously it is. I've been working on a few TV ideas in my spare time, and I wanted to share them all with you. Here are some pitches I think could change the television landscape forever.
Eggos on the Side
60 Minute Drama, Network NBC/CBS/ABC
An alcoholic robot couple live out their everyday humdrum lives, while trying to cope with a troubled teen who’s desperately navigating through his most formidable years as an unpopular high school toaster. (The son will be played by a toaster.)
Gay Force 3001
60 Minute Action, Network Spike TV
The year is 3001 and the United States government has charged a group of extremely flamboyantly homosexual mercenaries to hunt down and destroy closeted Republican senators who try to pass anti gay legislature. Their weapon of choice? Using soul crushing gossip and deadly air finger snaps.
Old People Rapping
Clip show, Network MTV
Who doesn’t like old people rapping? You find that person and report them to the proper authorities, 'cause clearly they are stupid!
Is It Money or Is It Dog Shit?
60 Minute Game show, Network FOX or CBS
Another one of my successful game shows. Families compete for prizes by sticking their hands in shoe boxes and finding out if it’s money or dog shit. Theres also math involved I just haven’t figured that part out yet.
My Cousin Caligula
22 minute sitcom, network NBC, CBS, ABC
Henry has a cousin, and his name is Caligula, the Roman emperor. When Caligula comes to town Henry insists his cousin stays with him for the remainder of his trip. Little does Henry know about the wackiness in store for him when Caligula’s horse stops by for a visit.
Vajazzled Time Station
22 minute kid show, Network PBS
All aboard this delightful kids' show, which takes place in a magical world where trains can talk and vaginas get bedazzled.
Movie of the week, Network OWN
That’s it. That’s the show.
Discovery networks Science Vs. Religion
60 minute Docu-drama, Network Discovery
Imagine for a moment that Evolution was kickboxer, and Grand Design was a Jujitsu master, and we made them fight to the death to find out which theory is valid. Well, that’s what Science Vs. Religion is all about. Finally we’ll get the answers man has been craving for since the beginning of time…complete with rakes to the eyes, hair pulling and chair shots.
Extreme Home Makeover; Dictator Edition
60 Minute reality show, Network ABC family
Ty Pennington and his hilarious band of selfless home builders go to popular dictators' homes and renovate them. For example, Burma’s General Than Shwe might want a solarium to get away from his noisy child army, or Zimbabwe’s Robert Mugabe would absolutely love an adjoining entertainment room/prison so he can watch Shrek with whichever individual he’s locked up that week for having the gall to oppose him in the Zimbabwe national elections.